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And I hate elevator music

Yesterday and today both featured earthquakes.  I wouldn’t have been awake for the one this morning, but Zooey is a giant asshole.  I get up to pee, she senses my eyes are open, and then she starts howling at the top of her lungs.  I finally give up so that maybe Lendon can get some… Read More And I hate elevator music

April 9, 2018 CYP2 Comments

Don’t call it a sign of the times when it’s always been this way

Despite the scheduling going very wrong, I was able to get the nerves on the right side of my S-I joint burned down on Tuesday.  And of course, since it takes a few days for the nerves to actually realize someone electrocuted them, it still hurts for the rest of the week.  When I hurt,… Read More Don’t call it a sign of the times when it’s always been this way

April 5, 2018 CYP3 Comments

I came to drop bombs

Today, at least for the last few hours, they’ve been the bombs that start with “F.” I’m supposed to have the right side nerves burned tomorrow, but the facility hadn’t called with a time by like, 2:30. I call them, and find out I’m not on the schedule. Excuse me what? So then, I try… Read More I came to drop bombs

April 2, 2018April 2, 2018 CYP4 Comments

But you never noticed that I was in pain

Blogging most of my outfits has made me aware of what I’m wearing in a different way. Don’t get me wrong, I’m the worst about staring at my closet for 20 minutes trying to figure out what to wear to work, or to a dinner out, or to the fucking grocery store. But now I’ve… Read More But you never noticed that I was in pain

March 30, 2018 CYP2 Comments

Did I happen to mention that I’m impressed

We’ve made it to Wednesday. This week has been weird.  Yesterday, I had another procedure on my lower back.  It basically involves burning off nerves with electrified needles, and it’s about as much fun as it sounds. At least now, my doctor has an alternate procedure facility where they give you real drugs and you’re not… Read More Did I happen to mention that I’m impressed

March 21, 2018 CYP3 Comments

I’m a very busy woman, and I haven’t got all day

Oh look, it’s Monday again.  I don’t know why, but even though I got plenty of sleep, I did not want to get up this morning.  However, once I open my eyes, the cats sense it and start making a racket, so the snooze button is futile. I thought it was supposed to be WARM… Read More I’m a very busy woman, and I haven’t got all day

March 19, 2018 CYP4 Comments

We can’t rewind we’ve gone too far?

Since I’ve been cleaning and reorganizing my closet, I’ve come across things I haven’t worn in a while, like the pants in today’s outfit: The pants are from Torrid…last year? The year before? Time is a little wacky for me.  I had back surgery in February 2016.  I was off work for about 8 months. … Read More We can’t rewind we’ve gone too far?

March 16, 2018 CYP1 Comment

I felt so symbolic yesterday

I know it’s Pi day, but frankly….I’ve always preferred cake (even if it’s a lie). (Matchy Matchypants) I posted this outfit on Instagram yesterday, but figured I would post some more details here.  The dress is the Geneva Dress in Marine from Universal Standard. The cardigan is from there, as well. Both are size XL (26/28).  The… Read More I felt so symbolic yesterday

March 14, 2018March 14, 2018 CYP4 Comments

I love the past ‘cuz I hate suspense

Daylight savings is bullshit, at least this “spring forward” part.  If I wanted to spring, I would get a pogo stick. So here lately, I’ve been very into overalls.  I’m not sure if I’m attempting to be trendy or if I’m attempting to relive my misspent youth.  Regardless, I now own a couple of pairs. … Read More I love the past ‘cuz I hate suspense

March 12, 2018 CYP2 Comments

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