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WTF Wednesday: Accessorize This

Part of this WTF Wednesday is inspired by a reader request.  Louise of SizePlus Dot Net said in a comment that she is not on board with the tassel earring trend. I believe the words “bacteria” and “ewww” factored in. I don’t always think about accessories much, since they either bug me or I’m allergic to… Read More WTF Wednesday: Accessorize This

July 11, 2018 CYP28 Comments

But the words won’t come out

I’ve had some writer’s block, I guess.  I’ve been posting my outfits on Instagram, but haven’t updated the blog.  I have things kicking around in my head, but they’re not really….coalescing.  Nevertheless, I’m going to at least get caught up with outfit details & hope that the act of writing SOMETHING down clears out the… Read More But the words won’t come out

July 9, 2018 CYPLeave a comment

WTF Wednesday: What What on the Butt?

It’s time. It’s time to address the ridiculous, utterly stupid, completely unnecessary return of the fanny pack. Let me make myself perfectly clear:  unless you are actively exercising outdoors and there is literally no other reasonable option, fanny packs are not okay.  You can try and be all fashion-forward and call them “belt bags.”  You… Read More WTF Wednesday: What What on the Butt?

June 21, 2018 CYP1 Comment

The lovers, the dreamers, and me

I am happy to report I went to work this whole week and did not wear anything black (on the outside – it would be hard for me not to wear some black undergarments).  Here is a week in review: MONDAY (I think I already posted this outfit, but I want a COMPLETE post) Jeans… Read More The lovers, the dreamers, and me

June 8, 2018 CYP2 Comments

Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you

I suppose I have some catching up to do on outfits.  While all of them feature jeans, I wore some overpieces last week? Well yes they were black. But this week, I have set myself a challenge NOT TO WEAR BLACK.  I haven’t decided yet if shoes count, or faint lines of black in a… Read More Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you

June 4, 2018 CYP1 Comment

There’s bound to be a better ride than what you’ve got planned

I was going to post yesterday, but our apartment complex *finally* decided to replace our ancient, failing air conditioning unit.  It only took 11 months and so many shitty emails I lost count.  I believe it was the final email to corporate that did the trick.  My manager’s supervisor is apparently a stingy bitch, and… Read More There’s bound to be a better ride than what you’ve got planned

May 8, 2018 CYP1 Comment

But it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for

I’ve spent the last month stalking vintage Dr. Martens sandals on Poshmark and eBay.  I had a pair way back in the day, but I wore them into oblivion, and plus, I didn’t like the color of those to begin with…but they were the ones at Famous Footwear I could afford.  Of course, when I… Read More But it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for

May 4, 2018 CYP3 Comments

And lo-ove will rule the stars

I know it’s late again today, but holy conference calls about pointless bullshit, Batman.  Today’s was a baby lawyer on the other side who used the word “entitled” a lot.  There were a great many rude gestures and mouthed “BULLSHITS.”  Today’s bullshit rating was 12/10, because seriously, this kid had zero clue but was trying… Read More And lo-ove will rule the stars

May 1, 2018 CYP10 Comments

My life doesn’t have a very good plot

I know I say this a lot, but I really did have other plans for today’s outfit.  I even did my eye makeup in anticipation of the lipstick I wanted to wear.  But when I pulled the dress out of the closet, I remembered that I had not de-wrinkled.  And while I’m one of those… Read More My life doesn’t have a very good plot

April 27, 2018April 27, 2018 CYP2 Comments

(no squealing, remember that it’s all in your head)

Happy 4/20. Legalize it! I decided to wear green today, even though I cannot properly celebrate the holiday. I’ve been going to my pain management doctor forever, and my insurance says I’m low-risk, so I don’t have to pee in a cup very often (which is good, because the toilets in their bathroom are like… Read More (no squealing, remember that it’s all in your head)

April 20, 2018 CYP2 Comments

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