Part of this WTF Wednesday is inspired by a reader request. Louise of SizePlus Dot Net said in a comment that she is not on board with the tassel earring trend. I believe the words “bacteria” and “ewww” factored in. I don’t always think about accessories much, since they either bug me or I’m allergic to… Read More WTF Wednesday: Accessorize This
I’ve had some writer’s block, I guess. I’ve been posting my outfits on Instagram, but haven’t updated the blog. I have things kicking around in my head, but they’re not really….coalescing. Nevertheless, I’m going to at least get caught up with outfit details & hope that the act of writing SOMETHING down clears out the… Read More But the words won’t come out
It’s time. It’s time to address the ridiculous, utterly stupid, completely unnecessary return of the fanny pack. Let me make myself perfectly clear: unless you are actively exercising outdoors and there is literally no other reasonable option, fanny packs are not okay. You can try and be all fashion-forward and call them “belt bags.” You… Read More WTF Wednesday: What What on the Butt?
I am happy to report I went to work this whole week and did not wear anything black (on the outside – it would be hard for me not to wear some black undergarments). Here is a week in review: MONDAY (I think I already posted this outfit, but I want a COMPLETE post) Jeans… Read More The lovers, the dreamers, and me
I suppose I have some catching up to do on outfits. While all of them feature jeans, I wore some overpieces last week? Well yes they were black. But this week, I have set myself a challenge NOT TO WEAR BLACK. I haven’t decided yet if shoes count, or faint lines of black in a… Read More Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
I was going to post yesterday, but our apartment complex *finally* decided to replace our ancient, failing air conditioning unit. It only took 11 months and so many shitty emails I lost count. I believe it was the final email to corporate that did the trick. My manager’s supervisor is apparently a stingy bitch, and… Read More There’s bound to be a better ride than what you’ve got planned
I’ve spent the last month stalking vintage Dr. Martens sandals on Poshmark and eBay. I had a pair way back in the day, but I wore them into oblivion, and plus, I didn’t like the color of those to begin with…but they were the ones at Famous Footwear I could afford. Of course, when I… Read More But it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for
I know it’s late again today, but holy conference calls about pointless bullshit, Batman. Today’s was a baby lawyer on the other side who used the word “entitled” a lot. There were a great many rude gestures and mouthed “BULLSHITS.” Today’s bullshit rating was 12/10, because seriously, this kid had zero clue but was trying… Read More And lo-ove will rule the stars
I know I say this a lot, but I really did have other plans for today’s outfit. I even did my eye makeup in anticipation of the lipstick I wanted to wear. But when I pulled the dress out of the closet, I remembered that I had not de-wrinkled. And while I’m one of those… Read More My life doesn’t have a very good plot
Happy 4/20. Legalize it! I decided to wear green today, even though I cannot properly celebrate the holiday. I’ve been going to my pain management doctor forever, and my insurance says I’m low-risk, so I don’t have to pee in a cup very often (which is good, because the toilets in their bathroom are like… Read More (no squealing, remember that it’s all in your head)
Crotchless Yoga Pants 