It rained today, which is good, because my car is dirty. My car is really perpetually dirty, since I can’t use an automated gas station car wash. I mean, technically, I *can*, but as I discovered about a week after I purchased the car, it’s a bad idea. My car is a convertible. Don’t think… Read More If there’s one thing I know
I was going to post yesterday, but our apartment complex *finally* decided to replace our ancient, failing air conditioning unit. It only took 11 months and so many shitty emails I lost count. I believe it was the final email to corporate that did the trick. My manager’s supervisor is apparently a stingy bitch, and… Read More There’s bound to be a better ride than what you’ve got planned
Well, today, I wore a few things that I usually don’t: (1) sportsball shirt, and (2) athletic shoes. Here’s the thing. While I give exactly no fucks about sports, having a professional sports team has been good for the city. And when Torrid actually had a Thunder shirt this year (I do not recall seeing ones… Read More The breeze is so busy it don’t miss a tree
I do not know what Zooey’s issue is, but she likes to try and cram her head up my nostril. She has done this since she was a tiny kitten. I have dubbed this “snouting.” This makes it somewhat difficult to type: (The second photo is older, but depicts the action more clearly.) Anyway. So… Read More Only for a moment, and the moment’s gone
Zooey the Assface decided that human sleep was overrated again last night. Then, this morning, she was snuggling, and something startled her, and she launched into orbit and took a part of my arm with her. Here, she is gazing with suspicion at the front door because she heard the lawn guys: Despite my sleep-deprived… Read More While we’re wide awake
Blogging most of my outfits has made me aware of what I’m wearing in a different way. Don’t get me wrong, I’m the worst about staring at my closet for 20 minutes trying to figure out what to wear to work, or to a dinner out, or to the fucking grocery store. But now I’ve… Read More But you never noticed that I was in pain
We’ve made it to Wednesday. This week has been weird. Yesterday, I had another procedure on my lower back. It basically involves burning off nerves with electrified needles, and it’s about as much fun as it sounds. At least now, my doctor has an alternate procedure facility where they give you real drugs and you’re not… Read More Did I happen to mention that I’m impressed
