Hello, my poor neglected blog. This week, instead of snarking at fashion, I decided to get a little more personal. What prompted this was my somewhat impulsive decision to dye my hair turquoise. Well, I was shooting for turquoise, but I’m still not happy with the color, despite multiple applications and an attempt to lighten… Read More WTF Wednesday: There’s always some reason to feel not good enough
It rained today, which is good, because my car is dirty. My car is really perpetually dirty, since I can’t use an automated gas station car wash. I mean, technically, I *can*, but as I discovered about a week after I purchased the car, it’s a bad idea. My car is a convertible. Don’t think… Read More If there’s one thing I know
I know I say this a lot, but I really did have other plans for today’s outfit. I even did my eye makeup in anticipation of the lipstick I wanted to wear. But when I pulled the dress out of the closet, I remembered that I had not de-wrinkled. And while I’m one of those… Read More My life doesn’t have a very good plot
Somehow, I managed not to get official photos of today’s outfit. Well, not “somehow.” I got stuck on a series of totally pointless conference calls (I am the official note taker. Also my boss and I take turns making obscene gestures at the phone, including, but not limited to, the jerk-off motion), and my photographer… Read More Spent my nights awake and I wondered
I don’t even want to post these pictures, because I look like ass, but in the interest of transparency and not being fake, I’m going to. Really, I don’t like very many pictures of me at all. I know what I look like, but I don’t like being reminded of it. So why start a… Read More Same old me again today
Blogging most of my outfits has made me aware of what I’m wearing in a different way. Don’t get me wrong, I’m the worst about staring at my closet for 20 minutes trying to figure out what to wear to work, or to a dinner out, or to the fucking grocery store. But now I’ve… Read More But you never noticed that I was in pain
We’ve made it to Wednesday. This week has been weird. Yesterday, I had another procedure on my lower back. It basically involves burning off nerves with electrified needles, and it’s about as much fun as it sounds. At least now, my doctor has an alternate procedure facility where they give you real drugs and you’re not… Read More Did I happen to mention that I’m impressed
Crotchless Yoga Pants 