Today is all about that retro…. On Tuesday, I decided to channel 1985. As part of my quest to find something to wear over things that wasn’t a stupid open cardigan, I’ve made a few out-of-the-box choices. One of them is featured in this next outfit (which has more than one element of 1985 about… Read More My heart is old, it holds my memories
In case anyone wondered where my post titles originate — they’re all song lyrics (except WTF Wednesdays). Sometimes a song is stuck in my head all day. Sometimes it’s what I hear in the car. Sometimes I have to page through my (extensive) music library for just the right thing to sum up my mood. … Read More The spotlight’s hitting something
I know I say this a lot, but I really did have other plans for today’s outfit. I even did my eye makeup in anticipation of the lipstick I wanted to wear. But when I pulled the dress out of the closet, I remembered that I had not de-wrinkled. And while I’m one of those… Read More My life doesn’t have a very good plot
I had another post planned for this week, but then, someone posted the video from Miss Congeniality about April 25th being the perfect date, and well, I changed my mind. Today actually was a jacket kind of day, if you wear jackets. I personally do not like them, so I wore a sweater, and I probably… Read More WTF Wednesday: You May Need a Light Jacket, but Not These
Well, today, I wore a few things that I usually don’t: (1) sportsball shirt, and (2) athletic shoes. Here’s the thing. While I give exactly no fucks about sports, having a professional sports team has been good for the city. And when Torrid actually had a Thunder shirt this year (I do not recall seeing ones… Read More The breeze is so busy it don’t miss a tree
Happy 4/20. Legalize it! I decided to wear green today, even though I cannot properly celebrate the holiday. I’ve been going to my pain management doctor forever, and my insurance says I’m low-risk, so I don’t have to pee in a cup very often (which is good, because the toilets in their bathroom are like… Read More (no squealing, remember that it’s all in your head)
Yay income taxes. Well, not really. I’m pretty sure I’m getting screwed somewhere, but Turbo Tax says pay The Man. That explains today’s choice of accessory and also the lack of inspiration in my outfit. Necklace: Fuck The Man. Sweater: Universal Standard-Curve Cardigan. Size XL (26/28). Tank: ASOS Curve. They don’t have this exact one anymore, but this one is… Read More Let’s go make some noise
I do not know what Zooey’s issue is, but she likes to try and cram her head up my nostril. She has done this since she was a tiny kitten. I have dubbed this “snouting.” This makes it somewhat difficult to type: (The second photo is older, but depicts the action more clearly.) Anyway. So… Read More Only for a moment, and the moment’s gone
Greetings, and welcome to WTF Wednesday. In this week’s random internet browsing, I have discovered things that LOOK like pajamas, but I’m afraid they’re really intended for wearing outside the house. I don’t mean for just that quick convenience store run when it’s late-night or early morning and you just need some smokes and perhaps… Read More WTF Wednesday: Do I Wear This in Public?
Zooey the Assface decided that human sleep was overrated again last night. Then, this morning, she was snuggling, and something startled her, and she launched into orbit and took a part of my arm with her. Here, she is gazing with suspicion at the front door because she heard the lawn guys: Despite my sleep-deprived… Read More While we’re wide awake
Crotchless Yoga Pants 