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But the words won’t come out

I’ve had some writer’s block, I guess.  I’ve been posting my outfits on Instagram, but haven’t updated the blog.  I have things kicking around in my head, but they’re not really….coalescing.  Nevertheless, I’m going to at least get caught up with outfit details & hope that the act of writing SOMETHING down clears out the… Read More But the words won’t come out

July 9, 2018 CYPLeave a comment

WTF Wednesday: The Statement Your Sleeves are Making? NOPE.

It apparently is already Wednesday, which sort of feels like it should be Friday and sort of feels like WTF happened to Monday and Tuesday?  Nonetheless, I have decided that this week’s fashion WTF is “statement sleeves.”  First of all, it’s fucking summer and I want LESS sleeve, not MORE sleeve.  Second of all, I… Read More WTF Wednesday: The Statement Your Sleeves are Making? NOPE.

June 13, 2018 CYP2 Comments

The lovers, the dreamers, and me

I am happy to report I went to work this whole week and did not wear anything black (on the outside – it would be hard for me not to wear some black undergarments).  Here is a week in review: MONDAY (I think I already posted this outfit, but I want a COMPLETE post) Jeans… Read More The lovers, the dreamers, and me

June 8, 2018 CYP2 Comments

WTF Wednesday: Formal Shorts

Greetings from WTF Wednesday. This week’s theme is formal (or dressy) shorts.  I’m talking about things like shorts suits and those flowy lacy confections that we all know are going to be wadded up and chafing your inner thighs as soon as you take two steps forward.  Also, as soon as you sit down, they… Read More WTF Wednesday: Formal Shorts

June 6, 2018 CYP1 Comment

Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you

I suppose I have some catching up to do on outfits.  While all of them feature jeans, I wore some overpieces last week? Well yes they were black. But this week, I have set myself a challenge NOT TO WEAR BLACK.  I haven’t decided yet if shoes count, or faint lines of black in a… Read More Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you

June 4, 2018 CYP1 Comment

WTF Wednesday: It Was All Yellow

I know it’s not Wednesday.  I’m not completely out of touch with reality.  But this week has been very busy at work, and yesterday after sitting through a 2-hour family law trial prep session, the only WTF I could come up with is “why do people even get married?” This week’s WTF-ery may be somewhat… Read More WTF Wednesday: It Was All Yellow

May 24, 2018May 24, 2018 CYP2 Comments

Drop this and let the whole world feel it

Very glad it’s Friday. I’ve been kind of “meh” all week this week.  It’s been difficult to pick outfits….there are things I want to wear, but it’s been hot, and that always makes me feel like not trying very hard. Wednesday, I really didn’t feel like trying hard.  I was having one of those days… Read More Drop this and let the whole world feel it

May 11, 2018 CYP1 Comment

But it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for

I’ve spent the last month stalking vintage Dr. Martens sandals on Poshmark and eBay.  I had a pair way back in the day, but I wore them into oblivion, and plus, I didn’t like the color of those to begin with…but they were the ones at Famous Footwear I could afford.  Of course, when I… Read More But it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for

May 4, 2018 CYP3 Comments

My life doesn’t have a very good plot

I know I say this a lot, but I really did have other plans for today’s outfit.  I even did my eye makeup in anticipation of the lipstick I wanted to wear.  But when I pulled the dress out of the closet, I remembered that I had not de-wrinkled.  And while I’m one of those… Read More My life doesn’t have a very good plot

April 27, 2018April 27, 2018 CYP2 Comments

WTF Wednesday: You May Need a Light Jacket, but Not These

I had another post planned for this week, but then, someone posted the video from Miss Congeniality about April 25th being the perfect date, and well, I changed my mind. Today actually was a jacket kind of day, if you wear jackets. I personally do not like them, so I wore a sweater, and I probably… Read More WTF Wednesday: You May Need a Light Jacket, but Not These

April 25, 2018 CYP7 Comments

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