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But you never noticed that I was in pain

Blogging most of my outfits has made me aware of what I’m wearing in a different way. Don’t get me wrong, I’m the worst about staring at my closet for 20 minutes trying to figure out what to wear to work, or to a dinner out, or to the fucking grocery store. But now I’ve… Read More But you never noticed that I was in pain

March 30, 2018 CYP2 Comments

I don’t really care if anyone else believes

TGIFF and I’m sure you can figure out what the extra F stands for, right? Today was a day of overalls.  And forest green.  And basically a day where 1998 called and said it wanted its outfit back. (pretty sure this was taken in 1998) (these were taken today) 1998: that shit was from Lane… Read More I don’t really care if anyone else believes

March 23, 2018 CYP3 Comments

I’m a very busy woman, and I haven’t got all day

Oh look, it’s Monday again.  I don’t know why, but even though I got plenty of sleep, I did not want to get up this morning.  However, once I open my eyes, the cats sense it and start making a racket, so the snooze button is futile. I thought it was supposed to be WARM… Read More I’m a very busy woman, and I haven’t got all day

March 19, 2018 CYP4 Comments

I felt so symbolic yesterday

I know it’s Pi day, but frankly….I’ve always preferred cake (even if it’s a lie). (Matchy Matchypants) I posted this outfit on Instagram yesterday, but figured I would post some more details here.  The dress is the Geneva Dress in Marine from Universal Standard. The cardigan is from there, as well. Both are size XL (26/28).  The… Read More I felt so symbolic yesterday

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