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Numbers too big to ignore

In June 2004, my best friend and I attended the premiere of Fahrenheit 9/11. The theater was almost full.  The audience lustily cheered, booed, and otherwise loudly reacted to what was playing on the screen. On September 21, 2018, we attended opening night of Fahrenheit 11/9 at the same theater. I bought our tickets online a couple of days… Read More Numbers too big to ignore

September 26, 2018 CYP2 Comments

There’s bound to be a better ride than what you’ve got planned

I was going to post yesterday, but our apartment complex *finally* decided to replace our ancient, failing air conditioning unit.  It only took 11 months and so many shitty emails I lost count.  I believe it was the final email to corporate that did the trick.  My manager’s supervisor is apparently a stingy bitch, and… Read More There’s bound to be a better ride than what you’ve got planned

May 8, 2018 CYP1 Comment

The spotlight’s hitting something

In case anyone wondered where my post titles originate — they’re all song lyrics (except WTF Wednesdays).  Sometimes a song is stuck in my head all day.  Sometimes it’s what I hear in the car.  Sometimes I have to page through my (extensive) music library for just the right thing to sum up my mood. … Read More The spotlight’s hitting something

April 30, 2018April 30, 2018 CYP6 Comments

Spent my nights awake and I wondered

Somehow, I managed not to get official photos of today’s outfit.  Well, not “somehow.”  I got stuck on a series of totally pointless conference calls (I am the official note taker.  Also my boss and I take turns making obscene gestures at the phone, including, but not limited to, the jerk-off motion), and my photographer… Read More Spent my nights awake and I wondered

April 26, 2018 CYP3 Comments

It’s a wonder I can think at all

It’s always fun when the week feels like it’s dragging and it’s Tuesday. Today is also one of those days where I am actively fighting the urge to (a) go get something chocolate (b) make something chocolate (c) all of the above. I could try to pretend this post has a point besides just my… Read More It’s a wonder I can think at all

April 17, 2018April 17, 2018 CYP2 Comments

WTF Wednesday: Do I Wear This in Public?

Greetings, and welcome to WTF Wednesday. In this week’s random internet browsing, I have discovered things that LOOK like pajamas, but I’m afraid they’re really intended for wearing outside the house. I don’t mean for just that quick convenience store run when it’s late-night or early morning and you just need some smokes and perhaps… Read More WTF Wednesday: Do I Wear This in Public?

April 11, 2018 CYP3 Comments

From the crib to the ride and clothes

My photographer was out of the office today, it was cold and raining so I didn’t want to camera remote outside, and the house is messy so I didn’t want to camera remote inside.  Plus, I just wore black today, so it’s not like it was this extremely creative outfit you’re missing.  I was colorful… Read More From the crib to the ride and clothes

April 6, 2018 CYP1 Comment

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