I’ve had some writer’s block, I guess. I’ve been posting my outfits on Instagram, but haven’t updated the blog. I have things kicking around in my head, but they’re not really….coalescing. Nevertheless, I’m going to at least get caught up with outfit details & hope that the act of writing SOMETHING down clears out the… Read More But the words won’t come out
I am happy to report I went to work this whole week and did not wear anything black (on the outside – it would be hard for me not to wear some black undergarments). Here is a week in review: MONDAY (I think I already posted this outfit, but I want a COMPLETE post) Jeans… Read More The lovers, the dreamers, and me
I suppose I have some catching up to do on outfits. While all of them feature jeans, I wore some overpieces last week? Well yes they were black. But this week, I have set myself a challenge NOT TO WEAR BLACK. I haven’t decided yet if shoes count, or faint lines of black in a… Read More Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Greetings, and welcome to another edition of WTF Wednesday. As I was surfing Memorial Day sales, I noticed a disturbing trend: the Maxi Romper. At first, I thought “isn’t that called a jumpsuit?” But alas, no. It’s a romper with a long skirt. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY. Rompers are not the devil, unless they… Read More WTF Wednesday: Maxi Rompers
I’ve spent the last month stalking vintage Dr. Martens sandals on Poshmark and eBay. I had a pair way back in the day, but I wore them into oblivion, and plus, I didn’t like the color of those to begin with…but they were the ones at Famous Footwear I could afford. Of course, when I… Read More But it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for
Somehow, I managed not to get official photos of today’s outfit. Well, not “somehow.” I got stuck on a series of totally pointless conference calls (I am the official note taker. Also my boss and I take turns making obscene gestures at the phone, including, but not limited to, the jerk-off motion), and my photographer… Read More Spent my nights awake and I wondered
Happy 4/20. Legalize it! I decided to wear green today, even though I cannot properly celebrate the holiday. I’ve been going to my pain management doctor forever, and my insurance says I’m low-risk, so I don’t have to pee in a cup very often (which is good, because the toilets in their bathroom are like… Read More (no squealing, remember that it’s all in your head)
The weather is not cooperating with what I had planned, outfit-wise, but then, neither is my head. I didn’t even take pictures yesterday because you’d seen it before. It was a slightly DIFFERENT black t-shirt. I was going to wear a different shirt, but then the jeans were all muffin-toppy and I knew they would stretch… Read More As I want you to be
Yay income taxes. Well, not really. I’m pretty sure I’m getting screwed somewhere, but Turbo Tax says pay The Man. That explains today’s choice of accessory and also the lack of inspiration in my outfit. Necklace: Fuck The Man. Sweater: Universal Standard-Curve Cardigan. Size XL (26/28). Tank: ASOS Curve. They don’t have this exact one anymore, but this one is… Read More Let’s go make some noise
I do not know what Zooey’s issue is, but she likes to try and cram her head up my nostril. She has done this since she was a tiny kitten. I have dubbed this “snouting.” This makes it somewhat difficult to type: (The second photo is older, but depicts the action more clearly.) Anyway. So… Read More Only for a moment, and the moment’s gone
Crotchless Yoga Pants 