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The lovers, the dreamers, and me

I am happy to report I went to work this whole week and did not wear anything black (on the outside – it would be hard for me not to wear some black undergarments).  Here is a week in review: MONDAY (I think I already posted this outfit, but I want a COMPLETE post) Jeans… Read More The lovers, the dreamers, and me

June 8, 2018 CYP2 Comments

Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you

I suppose I have some catching up to do on outfits.  While all of them feature jeans, I wore some overpieces last week? Well yes they were black. But this week, I have set myself a challenge NOT TO WEAR BLACK.  I haven’t decided yet if shoes count, or faint lines of black in a… Read More Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you

June 4, 2018 CYP1 Comment

Every perfect summer’s eating me alive

Today will catch you up on some outfits from last week, since I didn’t get around to posting them.  Work has been a little crazy, and I spent my three-day weekend doing exactly nothing.  (I mean, I did some laundry.  I cooked some food.  I did the dishes once we ran out of coffee mugs. … Read More Every perfect summer’s eating me alive

May 29, 2018 CYP8 Comments

If there’s one thing I know

It rained today, which is good, because my car is dirty. My car is really perpetually dirty, since I can’t use an automated gas station car wash.  I mean, technically, I *can*, but as I discovered about a week after I purchased the car, it’s a bad idea. My car is a convertible.  Don’t think… Read More If there’s one thing I know

May 15, 2018 CYPLeave a comment

Drop this and let the whole world feel it

Very glad it’s Friday. I’ve been kind of “meh” all week this week.  It’s been difficult to pick outfits….there are things I want to wear, but it’s been hot, and that always makes me feel like not trying very hard. Wednesday, I really didn’t feel like trying hard.  I was having one of those days… Read More Drop this and let the whole world feel it

May 11, 2018 CYP1 Comment

WTF Wednesday: Slipper Shoes

Greetings, and welcome back to WTF Wednesday. Today’s trend is probably a natural outgrowth of the “pajamas as clothing” trend:  slipper shoes.  These shoes look remarkably like your grandma’s house shoes.  Also, I have trouble keeping shoes without backs on my feet.  I’ve had some flat sandals constructed in a similar way, and I either… Read More WTF Wednesday: Slipper Shoes

May 9, 2018 CYP2 Comments

There’s bound to be a better ride than what you’ve got planned

I was going to post yesterday, but our apartment complex *finally* decided to replace our ancient, failing air conditioning unit.  It only took 11 months and so many shitty emails I lost count.  I believe it was the final email to corporate that did the trick.  My manager’s supervisor is apparently a stingy bitch, and… Read More There’s bound to be a better ride than what you’ve got planned

May 8, 2018 CYP1 Comment

But it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for

I’ve spent the last month stalking vintage Dr. Martens sandals on Poshmark and eBay.  I had a pair way back in the day, but I wore them into oblivion, and plus, I didn’t like the color of those to begin with…but they were the ones at Famous Footwear I could afford.  Of course, when I… Read More But it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for

May 4, 2018 CYP3 Comments

My heart is old, it holds my memories

Today is all about that retro…. On Tuesday, I decided to channel 1985.  As part of my quest to find something to wear over things that wasn’t a stupid open cardigan, I’ve made a few out-of-the-box choices.  One of them is featured in this next outfit (which has more than one element of 1985 about… Read More My heart is old, it holds my memories

May 3, 2018May 3, 2018 CYP4 Comments

And lo-ove will rule the stars

I know it’s late again today, but holy conference calls about pointless bullshit, Batman.  Today’s was a baby lawyer on the other side who used the word “entitled” a lot.  There were a great many rude gestures and mouthed “BULLSHITS.”  Today’s bullshit rating was 12/10, because seriously, this kid had zero clue but was trying… Read More And lo-ove will rule the stars

May 1, 2018 CYP10 Comments

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