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Because I'm done suffering for fashion.

But it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for

I’ve spent the last month stalking vintage Dr. Martens sandals on Poshmark and eBay.  I had a pair way back in the day, but I wore them into oblivion, and plus, I didn’t like the color of those to begin with…but they were the ones at Famous Footwear I could afford.  Of course, when I… Read More But it just may be a lunatic you’re looking for

May 4, 2018 CYP3 Comments

My heart is old, it holds my memories

Today is all about that retro…. On Tuesday, I decided to channel 1985.  As part of my quest to find something to wear over things that wasn’t a stupid open cardigan, I’ve made a few out-of-the-box choices.  One of them is featured in this next outfit (which has more than one element of 1985 about… Read More My heart is old, it holds my memories

May 3, 2018May 3, 2018 CYP4 Comments

WTF Wednesday: Two Great Tastes That Should Stay Far, Far Apart

Greetings.  Welcome back to WTF Wednesday.  This week, we will examine things that are perfectly acceptable in their proper context, but that should never have been combined. Inappropriate Suiting. Like a halter top in a glen plaid. Or pinstripes and puffy sleeves. Look, I get that suits are boring as hell.  But if you need… Read More WTF Wednesday: Two Great Tastes That Should Stay Far, Far Apart

May 2, 2018 CYP4 Comments

And lo-ove will rule the stars

I know it’s late again today, but holy conference calls about pointless bullshit, Batman.  Today’s was a baby lawyer on the other side who used the word “entitled” a lot.  There were a great many rude gestures and mouthed “BULLSHITS.”  Today’s bullshit rating was 12/10, because seriously, this kid had zero clue but was trying… Read More And lo-ove will rule the stars

May 1, 2018 CYP10 Comments

The spotlight’s hitting something

In case anyone wondered where my post titles originate — they’re all song lyrics (except WTF Wednesdays).  Sometimes a song is stuck in my head all day.  Sometimes it’s what I hear in the car.  Sometimes I have to page through my (extensive) music library for just the right thing to sum up my mood. … Read More The spotlight’s hitting something

April 30, 2018April 30, 2018 CYP6 Comments

My life doesn’t have a very good plot

I know I say this a lot, but I really did have other plans for today’s outfit.  I even did my eye makeup in anticipation of the lipstick I wanted to wear.  But when I pulled the dress out of the closet, I remembered that I had not de-wrinkled.  And while I’m one of those… Read More My life doesn’t have a very good plot

April 27, 2018April 27, 2018 CYP2 Comments

Spent my nights awake and I wondered

Somehow, I managed not to get official photos of today’s outfit.  Well, not “somehow.”  I got stuck on a series of totally pointless conference calls (I am the official note taker.  Also my boss and I take turns making obscene gestures at the phone, including, but not limited to, the jerk-off motion), and my photographer… Read More Spent my nights awake and I wondered

April 26, 2018 CYP3 Comments

WTF Wednesday: You May Need a Light Jacket, but Not These

I had another post planned for this week, but then, someone posted the video from Miss Congeniality about April 25th being the perfect date, and well, I changed my mind. Today actually was a jacket kind of day, if you wear jackets. I personally do not like them, so I wore a sweater, and I probably… Read More WTF Wednesday: You May Need a Light Jacket, but Not These

April 25, 2018 CYP7 Comments

Same old me again today

I don’t even want to post these pictures, because I look like ass, but in the interest of transparency and not being fake, I’m going to. Really, I don’t like very many pictures of me at all.  I know what I look like, but I don’t like being reminded of it.  So why start a… Read More Same old me again today

April 24, 2018April 24, 2018 CYP2 Comments

The breeze is so busy it don’t miss a tree

Well, today, I wore a few things that I usually don’t:  (1) sportsball shirt, and (2) athletic shoes. Here’s the thing.  While I give exactly no fucks about sports, having a professional sports team has been good for the city.  And when Torrid actually had a Thunder shirt this year (I do not recall seeing ones… Read More The breeze is so busy it don’t miss a tree

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