Happy 4/20. Legalize it! I decided to wear green today, even though I cannot properly celebrate the holiday. I’ve been going to my pain management doctor forever, and my insurance says I’m low-risk, so I don’t have to pee in a cup very often (which is good, because the toilets in their bathroom are like… Read More (no squealing, remember that it’s all in your head)
The weather is not cooperating with what I had planned, outfit-wise, but then, neither is my head. I didn’t even take pictures yesterday because you’d seen it before. It was a slightly DIFFERENT black t-shirt. I was going to wear a different shirt, but then the jeans were all muffin-toppy and I knew they would stretch… Read More As I want you to be
Greetings! It is WTF Wednesday, where we examine the fuckery inherent in the fashion industry. While I am never short of topics for women’s clothing fails, men are largely neglected in the fashion industry — and if they try to break out of the mold, it’s the subject of mockery and controversy. And big and… Read More WTF Wednesday: Big (and Tall) Mistakes
It’s always fun when the week feels like it’s dragging and it’s Tuesday. Today is also one of those days where I am actively fighting the urge to (a) go get something chocolate (b) make something chocolate (c) all of the above. I could try to pretend this post has a point besides just my… Read More It’s a wonder I can think at all
Yay income taxes. Well, not really. I’m pretty sure I’m getting screwed somewhere, but Turbo Tax says pay The Man. That explains today’s choice of accessory and also the lack of inspiration in my outfit. Necklace: Fuck The Man. Sweater: Universal Standard-Curve Cardigan. Size XL (26/28). Tank: ASOS Curve. They don’t have this exact one anymore, but this one is… Read More Let’s go make some noise
I do not know what Zooey’s issue is, but she likes to try and cram her head up my nostril. She has done this since she was a tiny kitten. I have dubbed this “snouting.” This makes it somewhat difficult to type: (The second photo is older, but depicts the action more clearly.) Anyway. So… Read More Only for a moment, and the moment’s gone
Greetings, and welcome to WTF Wednesday. In this week’s random internet browsing, I have discovered things that LOOK like pajamas, but I’m afraid they’re really intended for wearing outside the house. I don’t mean for just that quick convenience store run when it’s late-night or early morning and you just need some smokes and perhaps… Read More WTF Wednesday: Do I Wear This in Public?
Zooey the Assface decided that human sleep was overrated again last night. Then, this morning, she was snuggling, and something startled her, and she launched into orbit and took a part of my arm with her. Here, she is gazing with suspicion at the front door because she heard the lawn guys: Despite my sleep-deprived… Read More While we’re wide awake
Yesterday and today both featured earthquakes. I wouldn’t have been awake for the one this morning, but Zooey is a giant asshole. I get up to pee, she senses my eyes are open, and then she starts howling at the top of her lungs. I finally give up so that maybe Lendon can get some… Read More And I hate elevator music
My photographer was out of the office today, it was cold and raining so I didn’t want to camera remote outside, and the house is messy so I didn’t want to camera remote inside. Plus, I just wore black today, so it’s not like it was this extremely creative outfit you’re missing. I was colorful… Read More From the crib to the ride and clothes
Crotchless Yoga Pants 