I know it’s not Wednesday. I’m not completely out of touch with reality. But this week has been very busy at work, and yesterday after sitting through a 2-hour family law trial prep session, the only WTF I could come up with is “why do people even get married?”
This week’s WTF-ery may be somewhat unpopular. I know some people LIKE yellow. It’s fine for like, flowers. Or fruits. Or even vegetables. But as a clothing color, I am not a fan. Most people do not look good in the marigold yellow that is currently everywhere. I am over it.
First, this style of shirt really is not my favorite, but it works well for some people. I don’t love roll-tab sleeves, and I don’t love flappy pockets. But what really kills me here is this color.
I knew The Store That Is Dead to Me wouldn’t let me down when it came to fugly. It’s yellow, it’s boxy, it’s a weird length, and it has giant armholes.
Seriously? The cuffs. The collar. The bow. The polyester. The pleats. *barf*
THEY LOOK LIKE THOSE FLOATIES THAT LITTLE KIDS WEAR IN THE POOL.
First, I’m not the biggest fan of camo, and when you pair it with yellow? It’s like the fashion version of mustard gas.
Aren’t cargo pockets usually on the SIDES?
She looks like she is very afraid of this awful shirt. So am I.
But not this one. Never this one.
Wrinkles. Ill fitting. Horrible poufy sleeves.
And it’s yellow.