WTF Wednesday: It Was All Yellow

I know it’s not Wednesday.  I’m not completely out of touch with reality.  But this week has been very busy at work, and yesterday after sitting through a 2-hour family law trial prep session, the only WTF I could come up with is “why do people even get married?”

This week’s WTF-ery may be somewhat unpopular. I know some people LIKE yellow.  It’s fine for like, flowers. Or fruits.  Or even vegetables.  But as a clothing color, I am not a fan.  Most people do not look good in the marigold yellow that is currently everywhere.  I am over it.

Like this shirt.

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First, this style of shirt really is not my favorite, but it works well for some people. I don’t love roll-tab sleeves, and I don’t love flappy pockets.  But what really kills me here is this color.

This looks like something from 1985 and not in a good way.

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I knew The Store That Is Dead to Me wouldn’t let me down when it came to fugly.  It’s yellow, it’s boxy, it’s a weird length, and it has giant armholes.

The “9-to-5” prop museum has been ROBBED.

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Seriously? The cuffs. The collar. The bow. The polyester. The pleats.  *barf*

I’m not sure the sleeves are actually attached to the dress.

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THEY LOOK LIKE THOSE FLOATIES THAT LITTLE KIDS WEAR IN THE POOL.

I don’t even know where to start with this ensemble.

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First, I’m not the biggest fan of camo, and when you pair it with yellow? It’s like the fashion version of mustard gas.

There is no excuse for this.

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Aren’t cargo pockets usually on the SIDES?

BEE very afraid.

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She looks like she is very afraid of this awful shirt.  So am I.

I actually own this dress in other colors.

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But not this one.  Never this one.

Last but not least…

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Wrinkles. Ill fitting. Horrible poufy sleeves.

And it’s yellow.

 

2 thoughts on “WTF Wednesday: It Was All Yellow

  1. Yellow does look good on some people, but not me. I am unsure how designers get some of their designs into the stores. Who buys some of this stuff?

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  2. I don’t know that I have ever met a yellow that looked great on me. We totally talked about this recently so I won’t go over the same things. I think that crop top/skirt outfit would be cute without the cargo pockets. So MUCH yellow!

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